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            01You're still fluffy, like an oversized pillow
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            02Okay dog, you can stay
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            03I suppose there's no reason we can't get along
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            04Even if you're slobbery and not too bright
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            05As long as you just lie down and don't move
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            06Seriously, not a muscle
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            07Don't think this works two ways though
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            08And they occur at a time of my choosing
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            09Maybe we can actually be friends
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            10I always get top bunk
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            11Naps are dictated by my favorite spots in the houseNot that you care, dog. 
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            12Play your cards right, and you'll get a creepy rewardYou like that? 
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            13But if you make one wrong move while I'm getting comfy
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            14Things could take a serious turn for the worse
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            15How do you like me now, beast!
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